Bagels Fear Me Long Sleeve

Bagels see you coming and know exactly how this ends.

The Bagels Fear Me Long Sleeve is for people who don’t casually eat bagels. They destroy them. Toasted, schmeared, stacked with lox, and gone before anyone else gets a chance.

Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this Comfort Colors® Tee is built for bagel runs, coffee stops, and walking into your local deli like a problem they should’ve prepared for.

Wear it as a warning.

All Chutzpah Coffee merch ships free.